Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Roses are red
That much is true
But violets are purple
Not freakin' blue

[DTCwordfan]

The one I like was:

Roses are red
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius

I did hear that he was leg less at the time

[Chipchopper]

"Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet ?"
Well, they are what they are, in my opinion

[Patsy33]

Settle petal!.

[murraymints]

snigger !!

[Spicerack]

Roses are varied
Like black ants and red ants
But violets are violet
And not just to pedants

[1ozzy]

Hope that's not aimed at Peter.
He's one of my favourite pendants

[1ozzy]

Well, he hangs around, like many others

[DTCwordfan]

Okay, think I may go and find some brekkie for the car and maybe a bacon roll for moi. Have a great day, all.....