Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

[Spicerack]

They'll keep you current.

[Spicerack]

Every week I used to take a bag of raisins to my old mum in the nursing home.





Mmm, I used to love sucking the chocolate off a box of Poppets.

[davebro]

I once had a date with a sultana!

[DTCwordfan]

were they Japanese by chance - I really want to go there and visit the land of the raisin sun.

[Hopkirk]

DTC, aren't they the people who prune little trees?

[Arksided]

A bit wasteful but
I won’t wine about it.

[Patsy33]

I'll chew it over. Thanks.

[ZebuSanctuary]

Shiraz-ing a laugh!

[William51]

In this case raisin a laugh.

[Spicerack]

Didn't another date a peel to you, dave?

[dustypuss]

Hopkirk that joke is so grape

[Chipchopper]

Sounds raisonable

[Khandro]

In the House of the Raisin Sun ?