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Buenchico | 21:10 Tue 26th Jul 2022 | News
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. . . “Truly, I say to you, only with difficulty will a rich person enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.”
[Matthew 19:23-26]

At least he should find it a little bit easier to get into heaven now . . .
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Bishy - most of your gaudy jewel swere stolen, your sermon smashed by a New Yorker in a beanie hat, who grabbed your ghastly robes from the lectern right in front of you while you were parked between six overweight tarts while spouting about the Watchtower riot act. Even you mobile phone was taken, along with your cross, identity document and driver’s licence....
22:40 Tue 26th Jul 2022
Phew...thanks, Anne. Everything that happens here includes a priest and you end up with him getting that thingy (aspergillum?) out and firing holy water at us.
Oh I know what I do, Sandy....no forgiveness needed for me thanks..x
I thought Dante put the popes on the third level of the comedy BUT

Others he portrayed in purgatory, where they were gratefully working off their sins. More than a few, however, he consigned to the depths of hell, where he seemed to take delight in describing their torments.

I dont have my Dante Dictionary of the Position of popes in Purgatory
Dizionario Dantesimo della locazione dei Pape nel purgatorio to be exact
Bishy - most of your gaudy jewel swere stolen,
your sermon smashed
by a New Yorker in a beanie hat,
who grabbed your ghastly robes
from the lectern right in front of you
while you were parked between six overweight tarts
while spouting about the Watchtower riot act.

Even you mobile phone was taken,
along with your cross, identity document
and driver’s licence.

You called your abbot bro from the nearby
plumber’s shop
and he drove quicker from Newark
to the centre of Jewish Brooklyn
than the Police could
from a few blocks away.

Every precious jewel you had,
the emerald engagement ring,
the ten-centimetre broad gold armband,
your string of pearls, two rings
with three carat diamonds,
the charm bracelet with the big five
that our poor parishioners collected golden pendant
the golden pendant for you,
even your Rolex watch was stolen
and some golden cryptos,
earrings, rings and bracelets
that no-one can recall anymore.

You were crying and shaken
and God tried to comfort you
and entered the church-cum-temple
trying to find discarded weed or stones
or something,
but without avail.

When the police came
they were too afraid
to search the temple
and said that Brooklyn is dangerous
and when the Abby told them
that he, God,had searched it already
they were astonished
and they told you to report the crime
at the nearest cop shop
if you wanted to make a case
and drove away in their yellow van.
Brooklyn, the home of Goodlifes and the sinners man.
When will you camels everlearn - wealth does not pay.
Gness, that was a suggestion for a prayer that P might use when he thinks of us.
DTC,
I do hope his valuables aren't insured.
Not sure PP thinks about us.... :-)
Sandy - I thought the same and should have included it, something about State Farm insurance, useless that they are.
No, Paigntonian was the proselytiser I had in mind.
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away
It's very hard not to laugh at this story.
Ah of course, Sandy...had forgotten about him. Still seeing football in my mind....and being distracted by Dave reliving it...... :-)
Watch where you're standing when he gets to re-enacting the 3rd goal. Back heeling can be painful for anybody near.
Hope he isn't singing Sweet Caroline - if so, nick his Rolex pronto!
I've moved all the breakables, Sandy....he'll stop soon...I hope. :-(
PP,
I like to think of sinning clerics standing on their hands forever in a lake of boiling ordure.
What circle of the inferno would that have been?

I should think he's well insured.
with the Ecclesiatical Insurance Co perhaps? They used to offer a good vintage car package - had a MGB 72 at one time.
Paigntonian, //Never fail to be amazed that sceptics, atheists etc choose to expend time criticising those of us who are religious./

You really believe he's religious?

From the 'Who we are' section of his church's website.

//We commit ourselves to maintaining a high-quality standard in everything we do//

https://lotichurches.org/about-l-o-t-i-c

Especially his own lifestyle.

You can donate by clicking the link provided on the website's Home page.
As they made off in a mercedes, I suspect they were friends of a rival preacher.
Bet he thanks the Lord every day for the faithful.
Dtc - can you rewrite that in the style of Wm Tpoaz McGonagall ?

In Brooklyn Fair borough it was a fine day
a very good one the pastor thought to pray.
The sermon he offered, in various guises that
was rudely interrupted by a man in a beanie hat.
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