Not Alot Of People Know This..

[Chipchopper]

Koalas, apparently, are not true bears.
The zookeeper told me that they do not have the right koalafications

[Hopkirk]

I did know that because Mrs Supial told me.
You probably know her as Ma.

[Khandro]

That's barely funny

[Ken4155]

Doe! I never knew that.

[DTCwordfan]

useless info: lazy koalas are known as pouch potatoes......

[Patsy33]

A koalaity joke!..

[Hopkirk]

Don't be silly, of course they are bears.
I know that from the theme music to Tingha and Tucker.

[Chipchopper]

OK, I'm convinced, but no way are chipmunks anything to do with monks.

[DTCwordfan]

yes they are as monks eat them, their Vatican equivalent of fish- with chips, naturally so.

[1ozzy]

What Aussie animal has an attitude worse than a Koala?

A wombat.

It eats, roots, shoots and leaves.

[davebro]

only if they are friers

[Chipchopper]

"Friers" what abbott primates ?

[1ozzy]

Wish I was a wombat ;-)