Drunk

[Rondy]

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.


However, before the police investigation could get under way the phone rang a second time, with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," said the drunk with a hiccup, "I got in the backseat by mistake."

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Canary42]

Reminds me of the (very) old joke about the two rednecks who each owned a VW Beetle.

First Redneck: I've got a problem, I opened the bonnet of my car today and discovered that someone's stolen the engine

Second Redneck: Don't worry, I've just discovered that there's a spare one in my boot.

[AZardoz]

^^^ That's messed up.
Rednecks would never but VWs, or anything else not made in the USA.
They certainly don't use the terms "bonnet" & "boot".

The humour was there, just not where you expected.

[AZardoz]

*buy*
My keyboard is "messed up". Terminal. Hello, Amazon.