My Partner

[marval]

"My partner went on a sailing course in Poole Harbour."


"In Dorset?"


"Oh yes, he would recommend it to anyone."

[jno]

is he canvassing opinions?

[Canary42]

Very good :-D

[Patsy33]

As long as it's all above board..

[Peter Pedant]

you know - being a Dorsetter - I have never heard that ! well done

[Patsy33]

My door needs setting..

[Chipchopper]

Your partner stood on the burning deck.
His feet were covered in blisters.
He couldn't get his own shoes on.
So he had to wear his sisters.

Poole is such a pretty place nestled by the harbor.

With sailing boats and fishing boats abobbing in the bay.

Refugees in wooden boats trying to get to the UK.

Someone call the coastguard or the customs guys.

We'v got enough the worry about these days.

Like loo rolls, beans and pies!