Was in Poundstretcher today, joking with my friend the assistant.
I asked her if the Brexit cakes where in yet?
Another customer, a lady, who had just paid for her bits, perked up and asked, "Brexit cake? Where are they? I'll go and have a look!"
I heard a brexit cake was an illusion, it's actually a much bigger cake it's just we've never seen the rest so we assume the small chunk that is there is actually the entire cake. Alas.
Canary - Are you going to eat cake crumbs or are you sticking with your bird seed?
Is your perch comfortable as you squawk and aim your droppings, something that gives you so much pleasure?