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BANANASPLITS | 10:08 Thu 06th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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I was in the pub celebrating winning £8 million quid on the lottery, then my ex-wife walked in and demanded half, i said, "Sure, it's the least i can do, she said what.! are you serious.! Oh thank you, thank you, so much she said, "Alright love, calm down. Fosters or Carling"...?

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At least a Kronenborg or a Half Nelson
10:29 Thu 06th Sep 2018
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i'm not made of money retro!
10:32 Thu 06th Sep 2018
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lol
18:23 Thu 06th Sep 2018
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Ex-wife, you're being too generous.
18:35 Thu 06th Sep 2018
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Not bitter then?
18:38 Thu 06th Sep 2018
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No we're still p-ales!
18:47 Thu 06th Sep 2018

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