Naked Woman

[Patsy33]

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face!....

[Voltage]

lol thats what i would have said

[Sipowicz]

Snatch n grab?

[Garaman]

...but quite a few saw the snatch.

[Garaman]

Sorry, didn't see the previous answer.

[Voltage]

that went *** up then lol

[Voltage]

t-i-t-s

[Garaman]

She removed her underclothes and gave police the slip.

[sunny-dave]

bare faced cheek ...

[Quoi]

No worries - she'll be caught by the fuzz...

[Bazile]

I bet the witnesses had fun though , coming up with sketches of the robber

[Patsy33]

Police have nothing on her...

[albaqwerty]

and I get accused of being smutty

Officer, she was clean shaven.

[Patsy33]

Police said things are shaping up nicely...

[albaqwerty]

and the police sang 'two lips from Amsterdam'

[marval]

Why did the burglar give his wife a glass bra?

Because he liked to smash and grab.

[sunny-dave]

She later robbed the Victorian Theme Bar next door - police are now looking for Fanny by Gaslight ...

[Shaglene]

Where did she hide the money................