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Baldric | 13:54 Tue 31st Oct 2017 | Jokes
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Boy: *calls 999* Hello? I need your help!

999: Alright, What is it?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!

999: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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Avatar Image murraymints
hmmmmm....;0)
13:58 Tue 31st Oct 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
I bet she's a knock out!...
14:53 Tue 31st Oct 2017
Avatar Image Shaglene
You could always take the loser..........
16:36 Tue 31st Oct 2017
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
sure you aren't punch-drunk this afternoon?
16:37 Tue 31st Oct 2017
Avatar Image Old_Geezer
He will. They're fighting to foist him on the other.
16:38 Tue 31st Oct 2017
Avatar Image Arksided
He should tell 'em to get off.
16:41 Tue 31st Oct 2017

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