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Berniecuddles2 | 08:55 Wed 27th Sep 2017 | Jokes
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If I purchased one of those new electric Dyson cars...

Would I finally be able to pick up girls?
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what a shocking assumption... t'will not lead to any further positive attraction..
08:57 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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Narr, if it's owt like my old one, you'll spend 10 minutes running over them time and time again and they'll still be right there.
08:57 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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aww that sucks..or does it?
08:59 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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Crumbs, Bernie!
09:04 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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You'll hoover them up, Bernie
09:07 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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they will be my car-pets ...lol
09:10 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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I tried one of those Dyson urinals. Dreadful, it went everywhere.
09:20 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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There's an alternative being advertised on the TV that lets you pick up all sizes.
09:59 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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You would sweep them off their feet.................
11:26 Wed 27th Sep 2017
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You're a bit of a sucker sometimes BC!
13:14 Wed 27th Sep 2017

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