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Patsy33 | 12:27 Tue 04th Jul 2017 | Jokes
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After eating a chess set, I took it back to the shop to complain. I said to shopkeeper, "It's stale mate!" "Don't be so silly" says shopkeeper. I said, "Check mate!"...
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Was it a pawn shop you bought it in
15:28 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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Yes, down Kings Street...
16:06 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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Did you buy it at knight ?
16:59 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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Have you been bashing the Bishop ;-)
17:02 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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You should have bought a prawn supper instead
17:04 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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Or maybe a king Prawn supper
17:06 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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I don't get board of your jokes Patsy.
17:11 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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I won't be buying anymore. Not a very good move was it?
19:46 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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I think you've been rooked
20:03 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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Good Knight.
20:19 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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You are the queen of jokes patsy
05:53 Wed 05th Jul 2017

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