Top Tips

[anaxcrosswords]

Never use Latin expressions unless you know what they mean, and vice versa. Any other useful life tips?

[1ozzy]

Don't argue with your wife.

[LadyCG]

Never eat yellow snow

[1ozzy]

Don't poop in your own nest

[LadyCG]

Man who is going through metal detector sideways is going to Bangkok

[theshedman]

The yellow snow one was the first tip I was given when I spent the winter in the north of Norway many years ago and had to do a survival course.

[DTCwordfan]

Rabbit's don't eat grass that grows near their front doors.

Beware of people with Pruritus ani - it means they're not up to scratch.

[andy-hughes]

Don't fasten your shoelaces in a revolving door.

[1ozzy]

I can't have a good scratch sitting down

[1ozzy]

That depends Andy, a hasty entry or exit?

[DTCwordfan]

Don't tickle your honey when her nose is rather runny - it's not.

[weecalf]

Don’t believe anything until it’s been denied three times

[Sipowicz]

I don't make prophecies.......and never will! (thanks Gazza!)

[Lie-in King]

Never ask a starfish for directions.

Hi Anax, nice to see you again! Hope you're keeping well?

[jno]

if you see someone crying, ask them if it's because of the haircut.

[maggiebee]

If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all. - Thumper

[naomi24]

“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” Stephen Hawking.

[Ken4155]

Don't attempt to eat soup with a fork.

[Karamia]

For teachers on playground duty - Never tie a wet shoelace on a sunny day.

[tiggerblue10]

My mum always used to say 'patience is a virtue'.

[naomi24]

My mum always said 'Keep your own counsel' ..... and 'You are judged by the company you keep'. Wise lady, my mum.