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The Agony Of Ageing

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McMouse | 11:18 Fri 17th May 2013 | Jokes
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On the morning that Summer Time ended I stopped by to visit my ageing friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".
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LOL. Great joke. Never heard that one before.
14:09 Fri 17th May 2013
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LOL....
14:09 Fri 17th May 2013
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Good one. Can't wait for October?
14:33 Fri 17th May 2013
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PML.
20:54 Fri 17th May 2013
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A cracker.
20:56 Fri 17th May 2013
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Sorry, i did that a bit quick.
PMSL.
20:56 Fri 17th May 2013
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lol
20:56 Fri 17th May 2013
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brilliant, i love spoonerisms

one of my favourites ends with "no no, nurse -- i said you should prick his boil"
21:53 Fri 17th May 2013
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Nearly choked on my cocoa!
22:39 Sun 19th May 2013
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