One man went to Mo hey Mo,

[in a mo]

I think my wife is Drug dealer,the reason I say this is because last night, a man phoned and said ,Is the dope gone yet. Need I worry.

A call girl I met last night said she would do anything for £25.00, she's coming around later to paint my house.

Tha Grand Old Duke of York he had 10,000 men Now that is disgusting !

[joggerjayne]

LOL

Very good. I must try to remember these.

[tenrec]

Ha ha. I thought this was a serious post there for a minute!

[boxtops]

I think this ought to be in Jokes.

[Frank97]

Tha Grand Old Duke of York he had 10,000 men and when he was only half way up, he had them all again.

[grasscarp]

Like the first one is the man who comes off the phone and says - that was a wrong number. They must need the met office - they wanted to know if the coast was clear.

[in a mo]

BoxTops: Where is the Joke section you speak of ? I would have thought that when reading something one would atempt to see the humour ,not admonish someone who is trying to shine a little light on a rather drab day ,of course some do not like humour on the other hand what I have written my not be funny,there again on the posts so far !

D97X7 V/Good

[DTCwordfan]

You've been on here long enough to know where Jokes are.....

You'll be in the Tower for talking about Prince Andrew like that.

[in a mo]

DTcrosswordfan I am sorry but on the list on the LEFT of the page i am looking at ,I do not see JOKES , Anyway just trying to have a laugh and maybe pass it around.

[mike11111]

It's a sub section of phrases and sayings. Don't ask me why...

[in a mo]

MIKE IIIIII thank you my man ,good of you to put me straight ,I will write to the editor to see what is going on. cheers