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Hopkirk | 07:02 Sat 16th Jul 2022 | Jokes
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A shop assistant fought off a robber with a labelling gun.

Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
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Avatar Image DTCwordfan
that'll cost him dear.
07:02 Sat 16th Jul 2022
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LOL
priceless!
07:05 Sat 16th Jul 2022
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Folks are asked not to approach him, as he's not the full ticket
07:08 Sat 16th Jul 2022
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"Oi Mate, Officer Dribble here, you're tagged."
07:10 Sat 16th Jul 2022
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Or is it a case of BOGOFF
07:11 Sat 16th Jul 2022
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no reduction in shop lifting then x
07:33 Sat 16th Jul 2022
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Will they make it stick, though?
07:58 Sat 16th Jul 2022
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they're just adhering to procedures, Clarion.....
08:01 Sat 16th Jul 2022
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:o)
08:11 Sat 16th Jul 2022

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