What Is The Daftest Name For A Pet Cat Or Dog You Have Ever Heard

[Stargazer]

My friend acquired a small ginger kitten for Christmas and has called it the daftest name I ever heard. I will not state what is in case she or her family are reading this and I would prefer to keep my identity private.

[Zacs-Master]

Crouton.

[humbersloop]

Lucky


It got run over a fortnight later

[murraymints]

I want a white cat..and would call it cabbage..

[bookbinder]

If your friend doesn't know you as Stargazer, then your secret is safe. Go on, tell us what this daft name was! Go on, do it!

[tonyav]

I bet it's cooking fat ?.

[AlwaysConfused]

I had a white cat called Blackie
And a black cat called Whitie
Used to confuse people somewhat!

[flump1]

Brutus ?

[maggiebee]

My cats have been called Cheeky, Amber, McGinty and Mowgli.

[chrisgel]

Rover?

[shoota]

I had an Oirish girlfriend who had a cat called...... Fried Egg.

[excelsior-1]

my cat was called saavik

[Psybbo]

Cat?

[Stargazer]

If I said its name then my Stargazer identity would be outed as only they would have a cat called "B****". Also they kmow I find it ridiculous.
To give you some idea of why I think that, it is similar to calling a cat Keith just as an example!

[vodkancoke]

When I was little (that's my excuse anyway!) my tortoiseshell cat was called Allsorts. Now that's daft!

[shoota]

My cat is called 'Deeley'.

[vodkancoke]

Is it called Brian?

[baza]

I know a white cat called Sooty!

[EcclesCake]

A friend wanted to call his new puppy cocaine as he thought it would be funny to stand in the local park shouting out the pups name. His wife overruled him.

[tonyav]

Brian ?

[gness]

Buggeroff and Help. Imagine calling those two in at night. The police were called about, and responded to, the latter.