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Chipchopper | 14:17 Sun 26th Jan 2020 | Jokes
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My landlord phoned me up and told me, he has to come round and discuss my astronomically high heating bill.

So I said to him "My door is always open.
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Offer him a jar of something.
...but don't give him a cold reception.
Will he get a cold reception?
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I'll give him a thermal hand shake

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