Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once again, a very god evening and a warm welcome, as I preside in her Ladyship's absence (how the other half live!) Milady has gone a'Beetling, do hope she does not return with any souvenirs as I dread to think how much Rentokil will charge for a weekend call-out!

As you may recall we have quite a backlog of Ruffle prizes and maybe, just maybe we will get round to drawing the Ruffle tonight, the list of prizes are on a roll of Izal pinned up in the understairs loo, do feel free to add any more donations to it.

Anyone willing to give a talk or lecture on an interesting topic, please let me know, otherwise I am sure we can all add our twopennorth as we go along.

Do grab a Tailcock and help yourself to nibbles from the buffet sideboard.

Mamya

[Mamyalynne]

A drink dear??

[Jan1957]

Oops, sorry Lady mamya. I bow to your obvious tailcock making ability. Any left?

[Mamyalynne]

A whole vat full of it, do hope you are well.

[Jan1957]

All the better for hearing from you. Just pour me one gallon at the moment. xx

[ladyalex]

Hello everyone!

I am back dizzy with delight after the Beetle Drive in the Minellium Hall.

Sadly I did not win the contest (bad partners I say), but you will glad to know that I did win a bottle of wine in the raffle! See.....it's not a fix, I'm just lucky.
I also wo a Spot prize...not for spottiness, but I'd prefer not to discuss what the prize was for.

I see from the minutes that Mamya has been elevated. Best wishes to you , dear.

Why has everyone been looking for a vicar ? We have ministers here, not vicars.

[Mamyalynne]

That is no problem indeed I may join you for a few myself, have been a busy Mamya today

[Mamyalynne]

Welcome home Milady perhaps you would do the honours and draw the raffle the storeroom is fair bursting with prizes.

[ladyalex]

Certainly. I will draw the raffle now.


Tonights winning tickets are:












Peach

[ladyalex]

How's your flap now, Matron? Buffed up ?

[ttfn]

Medication Jan? I have heard it called somethings before!
Now where is my medicinal tot please Mrs Flap/Baron.Matron - oh this is a right game of soldiers now innit ?
Milady - nice to know your winning streak continues

[anneasquith]

oh oh. the "boss" is back. alex get your clothes on. mamy hide the baby oil, ttfn try and appear sober, get the izal out of the lavatory and replace with strips of newspaper.

[Mamyalynne]

Well glad we are all here and waiting for the colours to be drawn now.

My flap is under wraps until I decide on a colour scheme.

[ttfn]

Mine is sort of Cardinal Red to march my doorstep Oh Righ Honor Blackman One

[ladyalex]

What was that, annesquiffy ? Is Alexanderd unclothed ? Has someone had a baby ?
What has happened to this place. I was only away for a few hours......


Anyway, tonights raffle winners are colours:




457
29
937
46
3
798
54
and


445

And I've won most things....lucky streak just keeps on for me. Considering a trip to Las Vegas next year.

[ladyalex]

A red flap is an abomination, Ena.

[Mamyalynne]

Thwackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[ladyalex]

What????????

[Mamyalynne]

me keeling over, i have to deal with the moans when you win the prizes, sorry if am being disrespectful but my title has quite excited me.

[ttfn]

Thuddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[ttfn]

Have you ever thought of registering for charity status milady?