Mad over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

As I am not sure whether her Ladyship has returned from her travels in New England, I am happy once again to invite you all to pop in.

There is a large selection of tailcocks on the side buffet table and some warm melton mowbrays pies straight from the aga. That should cheer us on a damp and chilly bank holiday weekend.

I feel turnout will be low tonight, so perhaps any donated items could go into a bran tub instead of the non raffle (that should appease the committee-whoever they are)

My small donation is
3 apostle spoons
and a jar of vegemite.

Mamya

[jno]

dromedaries have one hump; if yours has two they have sold you one with an implant.

[alexanderd]

I didnt know you parley vood Boxtops, im impressed

[boxtops]

No I have checked, there is only the one - what I thought was the second hump is actually a small person under a blanket. They must come with driver included.....

[Mamyalynne]

An easy aide memoire is D has one hump and B has two!

wazza you are smooth, just wondered if you were in surgery tonight or I would have donned my scrubs.

[jno]

ah, that would be an external hard driver then.

[wazzamatter]

Are they your assistants mamyalynne?

[Meg]

Have we got a new pet or not? I'm confused and humph is in a state of delirium.

[boxtops]

I've had a word and he says en francais that he's the back-up driver - but he would like to know if he can be useful about the house now he's here (the computer skills would come in handy for our lottery tickets and pension claims?). I have given him one of milord's vests as he was looking a little chilly.
Yes alex, we have been amongst foreign parts - al-stravaiging I think milady might call it.

[Mamyalynne]

well it seems like boxtops has left the camel at home so calm humph with a carrot or something


wazza no the scrubs are my backing group LOL

[boxtops]

PS Yes miss meg we do, monsieur says her name is Celeste so if you would like to introduce Humph to her, perhaps that will explain his delirium. Do we have accommodation suitable for future baby camels?

[boxtops]

No mamya Celeste is in your back yard not mine, miss meg is on the case.

[alexanderd]

what is humph doing in delirium, I thought he was supposed to stay in the garden

[Meg]

Boxy, this camel seems very knowledgeable. Think we could call him Einstien.

[Mamyalynne]

crikey baby camels whatever will her ladyship say, maybe we could open as a safari park.

[alexanderd]

and why is Miss meg sitting on a case and what am I on about? lets have another drink

[askyourgran]

Evening Boxy, good to have you back. Do you mean to tell me you have brought in someone disguised as a hump, an illegal immigrant! I'll take him home to do my cleaning if you don't mind, Mustaffa nibil. He whiffs a bit of camel though.

[Meg]

Alex' am I sitting on a case? More confused than usual tonight, are you psychic?

[boxtops]

No no miss meg you misunderstand. It is the driver who we will call Einstein then - the lady camel is named Celeste and is stamping with frustration waiting to meet Humph. She has beautiful eyelashes but a mean spit.

[alexanderd]

Mamy if you suggest opening a safari park to her ladyship it is bound to increase our wages again and I am not sure I can afford to give her any more

[Mamyalynne]

Yes we ran out of chairs tonight the upholsterers have the rest for a revamp, so sit on what you can within reason.