Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

There will be a raffle as usual tonight , so members are encouraged.

Suggestions for our summer outings can now be posted.

Will the member who is persistently causing the puddles in the upper outside green bathroom please try to avoid doing this in the future. A mop can be found.

[Naomicorlett]

Forget Boxtop's imaginary friend and haul your lazy bodies to IOM. I am waiting with cake .

[ladyalex]

Now, now, don't be unkind to Gordon.....he's blind in one eye, you know.....

[boxtops]

Flourescent sox please, they will do me very fine.
If you know our leader then perhaps milady you should indeed try to effect some sort of invasion next door - if only to see what's going on.
Naomi and I have just invited another newcomer - we are scattering invitations tonight! - so there might be another knock at the door soon. I will stay here just in case, and admire my sox.

[alexanderd]

no need to get shirty Naomi we are on our way but some cant walk as fast as others and this tunnel is leaking we have to keep dodging the puddles

[Naomicorlett]

IMPORTANT NOTICE the Isle of Man has now closed . It will reopen when more cakes have been made. ( I feel slightly queasy can't think why )

[Meg]

Are we on a rescue mission or not? Are we going to the IOM, you lot are being daft tonight, must be spring fever. If Gordon Brown isn't a member do we need to assist.

[Naomicorlett]

Sorry didn't realise you were on way.........Borders re-opened and cakes in oven.

[boxtops]

Oh dear, and most of the party are halfway under the sea, will the portcullis keep them out? Is George here? I could send him hoppetting after them to summon them back. I will reheat the noodles against their return.

[Meg]

The IOM is closed??? Suppose it's the chippy again.

[Mamyalynne]

Forgot to metion the third tailcock ingredient is Vimto makes a fetching lilac colour, have made up a crateful and am trekking down the tunnel as we speak (I have my hard hat on as does Alfie)

[Naomicorlett]

Look forward to seeing you all.

[boxtops]

Follow my sox, they are sufficiently luminous to light the way back, if you find it's shut when you get there.

[ladyalex]

Who is George ? We're not on an aeroplane are we ? I've heard that all planes have a man called George on board.
I can't be doing with this. Not at my age.

[Meg]

Are we there yet?

[boxtops]

Skippy the Bush Kangaroo

[Meg]

Wasn't George the kangaroo I found somewhere? Can't quite remember. Don't think he had a black box, more of a brownish colour.

[ladyalex]

We're on a plane and it's being driven in a tunnel by a kangaroo ?
I know this is the Mad over fifties club, but I think some folks are Taking Things Too Far.

[Mamyalynne]

This is a real adventure and cheaper thn the chunnel, shall we pause for a small libation?

[ladyalex]

Please, please libate me , Mamya.
Vimto tailcock will go down a treat tonight.

[Naomicorlett]

Can't wait for you all to get here in particular mamya and her strange knowledge of the Manks tongue .