Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is either still jet lagged or maybe viewing `Strictly` may I welcome you to pop in for a chat and aglass or two

[Prudentia]

lady alex I appreciate your generosity, any bottle is very welcome apart from then dreaded wincarnis, so help me god

[Mamyalynne]

I just turn the blowlamp on em an old romany trick!

[petal54]

i'm off now to make a start on the clocks,startin the watch tower before i have any more bulls blood,or i'll be falling down the 15 flights os steps,and am the only old scrubber on duty tomorrow

[Mamyalynne]

oh migosh the clocks the clocks PANIC!!!

[petal54]

no worries,mamyalynne,you've an extra hour to recover your compost tomorrow

[ladyalex]

clocks ! You're all changing the clocks !
I'm only just back on british time and you're changing it again.
I'll never get straight....and what it will do to lordalex is anybody's guess.

Anybody ? Anbody ? can you give me a clue ?
What is it Spring back , Fall over ?

[Prudentia]

too easy lady alex, you lie them on their backs , insert the scissors at the vent and slit up the breast to the crop then take the skin off just like a babygro. foolproof, any problems I'll be over! been doing it for years.

[petal54]

are the padded cells ready,i may need one soon

[ladyalex]

I don't think albaqwerty would like that, Prudentia.
Sounds a bit messy.

What was it about the clocks again ?
And who's going to sort out the electrical ones now that the son and heir is so far away ?

[Meg]

Soz, had a snooze.
Clocks back to where?
Marjories nice.

[Mamyalynne]

lay the clocks on there backs ??

[albaqwerty]

scrubbing oven here

washing and emptying glasses hic pardon me
spiring forward fall back burpp oops sorry

[slinky.kate]

i have brought half a packet of spangles,sherbet fountain,crab paste and some toast i made this morning,nice and fresh.and that machine thing to collect your breast milk,i'm too old for it now,so maybe lady alex might need it soon,since she is just back from her second honeymoon

[Mamyalynne]

katy ooh what a stash maybe we can milk some animals

albs doing a fine job and the slops are a bonus HIC

[Prudentia]

miss meg, marjorie really is lovely, she is my companion, warm and loving, gentle and feeling, a one off companion and dare I say it, a lover that could not be surpassed. Prudentia xxx

[alexanderd]

where do my clocks have to go back to The shop will be shut at 2am surely

[ladyalex]

Are we sure that the clocks have to go back ?

It's really mid- afternoon for me, you know.

I don't think I could stand going back to lunch time again. (No reflection on your cookery, Alba. Your slops were divine.)

[slinky.kate]

mamy can you work the breast pump,we can make a nice cup of tea and use your breast milk

[caththecrazy]

Hello All

Nice to see everyone is as mad as ever.

I must not have any alcohol - doctors orders - so I think I'll have tailcocks instead..

I'm very concerned about the animals and lack of raffle...

[ladyalex]

Thanks for the offer of the magic machine, slinky. However, I think Mamya's suggestion may be more practical.

Thinks...another money -making scheme....elephant milk, camel yogurt, agouti cheese....alex's aboriginals could still have a future.....I'll get Alba on to it