Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is either still jet lagged or maybe viewing `Strictly` may I welcome you to pop in for a chat and aglass or two

[alexanderd]

Hi Mamy i had some left over wool so have made some angel cakes, lovely dunked in vodka

[Meg]

Who is Marjorie? Do we have a new pet? What have I missed?

Welcome back milady, trust the son and hair is well.

[albaqwerty]

evening all am I too late with me plate of vollyvongs and a sock with no toes for a raffle prize?

[ladyalex]

All well, thank you Miss Meg.
How did you know about his hair ?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh bulls blood how warming and I have made a pot of black peas as comfort food too!

[Prudentia]

errrm, 'strictly' I am warming even more to lady alex!

[Prudentia]

miss meg, marjorie is my companion and partner, please welcome her here.

[petal54]

the pasties live under toadstools,help deliver parcels at easter

[ladyalex]

Good evening albaqwerty
I adore vollyvongs.
Do they have a creamy filing ?

[petal54]

the gobblins are on their way,help

[ladyalex]

Cannot remember when I last had black peas. Day before yesterday I think.

IS your friend and companion the legendary Marjorie Daw . Prudentia ?
If so, can you get her to keep still, I'm not sure the floorboards can take much more.

Pasties under the toadstools, eh ? Where are the piskies then ?

[albaqwerty]

there's creamy chicken, (slightly spicy but not tooo much)
very spicy prawn cocktail I know very 70's but still tasty
tuna and onion also
hope that's ok milady
any preferences I'm in the kitchen as usual the one one thats in the basement next to the attic

[ladyalex]

Do we have a flock of turkeys now ?
Are we going into the festive food business ?
I'mm all for it if it makes a profit.
We could call them Alex Aboriginals

[Prudentia]

could be, see saw, fetch the cream please!

[petal54]

the goblins flew in on the turkeys who have sage and thyme stuffing

[Mamyalynne]

coo what a feast Alfie loves volleyvongs and so do I

I see no turkeys milady

[ladyalex]

Have you joined the staff, albaqwerty ?
Has Mamya explained my rates of pay ?

I think some cheese and pineapple hedgehogs would go down well.
Are you in the lower scullery, or the lesser kitchen ?

[ladyalex]

Petal said that the gobblers were on their way.....I thought we had branched out into the catering business....another dream of getting richer quicker shattered.

[petal54]

what's the theme for the staff farty,sorryparty,this year or has it to cancelled this year for the sequins

[Mamyalynne]

Wow I have a new scullery maid does that mean I pay you more money now, sorry gobblers thought that was the local kebab shop