Mad over 50`s Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In light of her ladyships continued convalescence I once again have the honour the thow open the doors.

Lost property seems to be empty or we have had burglars.

I have crocheted 3 string vests for the raffle and have a lime green fluffy hotwater bottle cover too.

Please make sure all animals are securely tethered, theres a plentiful supply of vegatables for them in the trough by the servants entrance.

Tonights entertainment is by the Chippendales (please calm down ladies ) they are furniture restorers handy if you have a tatty what-not.

[petal54]

is the mad over 50s el-knobb

[Meg]

I'm not sure if I've got a what not but if I have it will be in need of restoration just like the rest of me. I am looking forward to the talk.

I think that hippo has made a mess in the conservatory. There is far too much for Ellie and Humph.

[Jan1957]

I always keep why what-not under wraps mamya. Don't want to get a draft in it.

Can we have some music tonight. I've brought my Pink Floyd cd's with me.

[Mamyalynne]

Pink floyd is fine yes and goodness me a hippo now whatever next mutter mumble

[el-knobbs]

Hey there youi cwazy ol women and that means you tambo and jan who will be nearly as old as me in the next week and of course our loveley Mrs C.

Give us a ring on 07883819103 and I will pepper your sprouts

[el-knobbs]

Bring on the floyd mam.

You crazy diamond you

[Mamyalynne]

doorknobby rule 47 subsection iix) states no personal details to be posted please

[Jan1957]

I'm not sure I want my sprouts peppered. Do they go with whisky and pernod?

[tamborine]

el knob you been peeping thru windows again?

[Mamyalynne]

i think i will open a window just in case

[el-knobbs]

Ah skrew rules .

Rules are only made up to be broken

[atsgran]

Hello all, sorry I'm late, but somebody has removed the door knob and I couldn't get in, had to come round the back and now I need something to clean my slippers, think ell and hump have been busy

[el-knobbs]

Jan1957
Sat 08/08/09
20:44


I'm not sure I want my sprouts peppered. Do they go with whisky and pernod?

Oh god Jan you are so posh.

Just like me

[Mamyalynne]

never mind that atsgran theres now a hippo too what milady will say is anyones business

[el-knobbs]

Rule number 69.

Get yerr teeth out an get stuck in

[Mamyalynne]

the aroma of the sprouts is so heady wonder if they would distill into a licquor ??

[tamborine]

Lola from next door says you been pepping in her windows knobbs - her smalls have gone from her line.....have you got them?

[atsgran]

Think I'll stick to my pernod , who is making the cocktails this week, and have I missed the raffle, I have some chewing gum if I can get it off my pocket

[Jan1957]

Can you help me with my tatty what-not el-knobbs as the Chippendales seem to have vanished. I have no money but I can pay in kind!

[slinky.kate]

good evening,just here for a little while tonight,when i was coming up here a lifeguard stopped me and asked me to invite you all to a pool party next week between 9 and 10.all swimsuits MUST be worn and bathing caps,my god you should have seen the muscles on them,so handsome and they will teach us life saving and how to give the kiss of life,rescuciation,and breast stroking,,now isnt that lovely.