Mad over 50`s Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In light of her ladyships continued convalescence I once again have the honour the thow open the doors.

Lost property seems to be empty or we have had burglars.

I have crocheted 3 string vests for the raffle and have a lime green fluffy hotwater bottle cover too.

Please make sure all animals are securely tethered, theres a plentiful supply of vegatables for them in the trough by the servants entrance.

Tonights entertainment is by the Chippendales (please calm down ladies ) they are furniture restorers handy if you have a tatty what-not.

[Mamyalynne]

vests claimed ok and they make handy hanging baskets too

[Mamyalynne]

oh jan not sure about the breaststroking have always got me nipple guards on for warmth if nowt else

[alexanderd]

have you done a roll-call lately as there seem to be very few people here now

[ladyalex]

Thanks for all the good wishes.
I see that things are all going swimmingly.
Please put my name down for the pool next week, but please, please promise me that that hippo will be gone by then.
By the way, I wasn't aware that you had to have guards for every part of your body...I thought one guard did the lot !!
How foolish have I been ?

[Mamyalynne]

I rather feeel that petal hijacking the chippendales has depleted our numbers perhaps if we all joined hands?

Milady as you know am but from humble stock and we made individual little guards from things found in the forest

[alexanderd]

mamyalynne I have to say that your actions as temporary unpaid person in cahrge have been exe ecsem very good and its not your fault everybody is in the garden with those chippendales

[liverpoolfoo]

mamya sorry i'm late would just like to volunteer my chauffeuring services once again this week. With all the drink going round i think quite a few members might be a little worse for wear later on? Of course the ones who needed a lift home last week wanted to stop every 5 mins to answer the call of nature. So could they make sure they go before we set off this week lol

[Mamyalynne]

OOOh my knight in a shiny three wheeler is here my toilet habits are exeomp exump errrr very good

[Mamyalynne]

and of course alfie is fully trained

[alexanderd]

you be careful on that scooter Mamy you know your left leg is dodgy

[ladyalex]

Pigmy guards ?

I'm sorry that I missed the furniture restorers...lordalex's ancient sideboards could do with a good rub down.

Which magic lantern show will you be seeing, mamya ? Has the son-and-heir told you , or is it a surprise ?

[Mamyalynne]

I think its a surprise but would you believe it they actually talk!!!

[Mamyalynne]

alex noooo its a Robin Reliable i think

[ladyalex]

Lanterns talk ????

Have you had your medication today, Mamya ?

You'll be saying that noses run and feet smell next.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh pygmy guards has made me remember the incident with the toadstools am going very faint................................................................must have a cocktail

[Jan1957]

Can I go on the back of the bike this week. It got very crowded in that sidecar last week liverpoolfro.

[alexanderd]

Just been reading previous postings, where did the hippo come from, Humphrey wont have been happy about that, no wonder he has the hump, or is it two?

[slinky.kate]

can i put these 331/3rd records on the record player,its buddy holly,can someone wind it up for me,can i have another drink of that snakebite

[ladyalex]

I'm off to bed now.
Night all!

[Mamyalynne]

night milady beds are turned down and bedwarmers have done their job i will be up later to blow out the candles

M♥