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ladyalex | 19:55 Sat 11th Jul 2009 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The club is now open.

Well, when I say open, I mean I have unlocked the door. Sadly I seem to be unable to make much progress in opening it as something is stuck behind it.
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no caoach aprty from the bewildered home this week do you think they got the message ?
Did I win? Now where did I put my tickets. I had them with me when I was putting the buns in the tea urn.
ladyalex, if you are feeling better can you tell me why his lordship is sitting outside in his bathchair and swearing at the traffic, has he forgotten his medication?
I think the coach took the wrong turn Mammy I changed the signs round I hope there arent too many for the A A meeting
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I think you got the zimmer cover, Jan

I'm almost back to normal now.

I haven't seen anyone from the bewildered place, Mamya...we'd best keep alert, though, you know what they're like..lot of thugs that won't take a telling...and they say they don't remember...grumble, grumble...
ladyalex, there are some policemen at the door. Apparently someone has phoned to complain about the noise and they think we're running a house of ill repute here. Oh dear, I hope mamya doesn't spot them, you know what uniforms do to her.
His lordship out alone at this time oh heck this willnever do
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I thought everybody knew about lordalex
He always sits outside and swears at the traffic....swears at anybody really....I was warned about the family before I married in...the blood's a bit close.....
mind you is he chair of the commitee to stop the rat run throuhg the village
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Jan , be a dear and give the nice policemen some cake and a cup of your special tea....you know the one I mean.....
ooh constable you are young come in are you up for a cocktail or are you on duty?
I didnt know there were rats running through the village you might have told me mamya I would have brought my flute
mamya, put that policeman down the fireman are getting jealous, oh did I mention there is a fire next door
It worked ladyalex, the policemen have all passed out so I've put them in the conservatory with the elephant and the camel.
for gods sake,i have just been swimming with the frogs again,i fell in the pond taking a shortcut through the back gardens,i've brought my pump to blow up my dog,and heres some tadpoles for you lady alex,you are always looking for the frog.have you found your big scissors yet so i can ask matron to cut my toe nails
can we keep them for a week can we can we ?
theres a waiting list for toenails as you well know and only when im sobe r if you have any sense, why are you always wet Kate ??
keep what? the tadpoles or police
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well done all

Now, get the firemen inhere after they have dealt with the fire next door and we can all have a lovely party.
Don't whatever you do , let lordalex in. i want to emjoy myself and the rescue remedy and pernod cocktails ar really kicking n now.
Roll back the carpet and let's dance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCse0mrZp2E

right mamya if i hold the dog will you pump it

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