Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Well, when I say open, I mean I have unlocked the door. Sadly I seem to be unable to make much progress in opening it as something is stuck behind it.

[ladyalex]

OOh matron you hussy!

[Mamyalynne]

yes mamm i thinks we need a refit in the lounge will get rid no worries or we could have a bonfire and roast some chestnuts

[ladyalex]

Have you eaten the Frenchman, alexanderd ?
He was a bit on the titchy side, mind you.....
I think you shoudl probably have some bi-carb just to be onthe safe side.

Matron will look after you, I'm sure.......

[ladyalex]

Now we've talked about this before, mamya....you're not allowed matches since the Incident.
Roasting nuts is a good idea , but please wait for someone else to come and help you .....

[Queenie.x]

Have you had some work done mamyalynne? You look very good for your age.

[Mamyalynne]

yes he did repeat somewhat

[ladyalex]

Don't think mamya has had anything done, Queeniex...she usually looks just like that except she usually wears a liberty bodice and wellies

[Mamyalynne]

thankyou queenie was the girls from the local beauty college did it though they said it was only temporary LOL

[ladyalex]

Must have taken them a while to get your liberty off ?

[Mamyalynne]

Shall i brew us a vat of the usual jellybean cocktails have got some industrial strength pernod

[Mamyalynne]

The dumb waiter saw to that he still has it

[Queenie.x]

Yes please, I'll have a cocktail. Do we have any nibbles to go with them. If not I think I have some peanuts at the bottom of my bag.

[ladyalex]

Oh please do.......
I'll make a start selling the raffle tickets.
Thanks to everyone for the donations, particularly for the half packet of fig rolls.

There is also the usual steradent and tenas to be won and tonight's star prize......a zimmer cover....it's for covering it over when not in use...it will look lovely in any living room as it is in fetching shades of puce and peach

[Jan1957]

Could I have some Sanatogen in mine please? I'm feeling a bit tired tonight. Or is Matron giving out any tablets yet?

[Mamyalynne]

can get you some meds jan you been over doing it again tut

have a sit down will get the trolley and i think i have some tortilla chips and dip too

[alexanderd]

boo hoo noone has noticed Ive had my varicose veins done and I am walking much better

[Meg]

Evening all, I've brought my bread maker with me, thought we could make some vodka buns.

[Mamyalynne]

sorry alexandred and i always thought you wore patterned stockings well done you now up and down them stairs 30 times before a drinky

[Mamyalynne]

ooh miss meg yes vodka buns and i have some dried cranberried we can put in

well i think they are cran berries

[ladyalex]

Can I have a cocktail , please ?

Pernod and bailleys as usual , please, but no , repeat no cran berries.
How is your goat, Mamya ?