My First Job.

[Patsy33]

One of my first jobs, was drilling holes for water.
It was well boring...

[tonyav]

I had a job an historian, I packed that up though because there was no future with it.

[Patsy33]

I also worked at the bread shop, but things became stale, so I left.

[Chipchopper]

I bet that went down well :-)

[marval]

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

[Chipchopper]

I once had a job on a mushroom farm, we were very much kept in the dark and fed a load of horse shet

[DTCwordfan]

I used to work in an abbatoir but then I started to beef about it. However, it was the hamming up that got them.

[DTCwordfan]

and I got the chop.

[Patsy33]

I had a job filling pillows. I thought, 'Stuff that!'

[marval]

Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

[Patsy33]

I worked as a hairdresser for a while but there was a lot of set backs and cuts...

[marval]

I have just got a job promotion to restaurant manager. I have been waiting for ages to get that job.

[DTCwordfan]

I worked in a laundry but they had no irons, only those rollers - I found it to be rather de-pressing.

[DTCwordfan]

I worked as a commie-chef in a one-star Michelin restaurant, the chef often getting het up with me - his name was Stew though.

[marval]

I have just got a job as senior director at Old McDonald's Farm. I'm the CIEIO.

[Patsy33]

I had to leave my last job making slow burning scented sticks. I was so angry all the time. I was incensed!..

[marval]

I applied for a job today and they ask for three references. I wrote, "a dictionary, a Thesaurus, and a map."

[DTCwordfan]

I got a job at the local mad house - I was asked to leave as I was too normal.

[Chipchopper]

I had a job ironing clothes, it was all going fine until someone phoned me while I was working ;-0

[marval]

I used to build stairs for a living, it was an up and down business.

[DTCwordfan]

I applied to get a job as a video editor.

I didn’t make the final cut.