Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties as Nungate Towers throws open it's doors and bid you welcome.
For your delight and entertainment we have an abundance of treats for you all.
Our hot plate special tonight will be a roast chicken with all the usual trimmings! Of course there will be our customary selection of volly vonts and canopies, nibbles too! On the pudding trolley tonight we have a banoffee pie we have a glut of bananas in the greenhouses, so for tonight's tailcock we have a Banana Daiquiri, (other beverages are also available and we also have banana splits as an alternative pud)
The Minstrels finally were released from the Bank on Tuesday and are once again in their usual spot in the gallery ready to torment us with their usual madrigals and toccattas, later on they have a rare treat in store as they give their musical interpretation of the greatest hits of Northern Soul....... ok The vast and extensive grounds of Nungate Towers have been opened to allow club members to stroll through, the maze is now open and rowing boats are available down by the lake. The bungee is ready for bouncing, the hot tub is bubbling nicely on the North Tower (mini bar has been replenished) and
Carlos Gonzales Shuttleworth and his Band of Mexican Banditos will be playing in the Ballroom for those members wishing to trip the light fantastic.
Let me remind all members that the moat is unsuitable for bathing owing to the resident piranhas. Members wishing to go swimming are advised to use the indoor pool which is situated in the basement beneath the West Tower.
We shall be holding a rofl later in the evening's proceeedings and all members wishing to participate are requested to get their tickets in the vestibule.
A warm welcome all who dare to enter these hallowed halls.

Carriages at midnight.

[queenofmean]

he is in Skye....but he is always trying to tickle me and it annoys me

[nungate]

From Skye! Who is he, Mr Tickle?

[mac44]

Last I heard was Igor left the the key in the cellar and pulled the door closed. OOPS,

[tonyav]

Yes she will, Jeza.

[nungate]

Oh dear, do I have to install piranhas in the wine cellar too? It's bad enough we have them in the moat!

[nungate]

Jeza I know when you birthday is it's the day after mine! Just remembered.

[DaisyNonna]

Excuse me, I really need that hot chocolate. Beginning to feel quite chilled.

[queenofmean]

Noooo.......when he's here! No he's mr lazy! his tee said so! oh cripes....was it mr lazy? or was it greedy? nevermind

[queenofmean]

rushes to Daisy with a steaming hot Hot Choc, with marshmallows too that better Daisy?

[DaisyNonna]

A lifesaver, thanks queenie. And marshmallows! Did you know that marshmallow ointment is very soothing for cold sores?

[Igor61]

Madame Daisy, did you get your hot chocolate? The young Madame can move quicker than I can, it's the chains you know...

[tonyav]

Igor, could I trouble you for another bucket please, mmmmmm, volly vonts.

[queenofmean]

more than welcome Daisy :) No I didn't know that, I wasn't aware of marshmallow ointment

[nungate]

This is for you Daisy - can't remember a red dress though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cD9cBEaNBc

[DaisyNonna]

Yes Igor. The chains must be a real problem for you. The polishing has to take up so much time and effort. When you are really struggling, pause a little, think of me and pretend that they are daisy chains. So much lighter, so much prettier. And they do not last forever.

[nungate]

That wasn't supposed to happen. Queenie can you come and give me a hand I can't get rid of something

[Igor61]

Daisy chains are very pretty, but I do like to polish these ones, they are my pride and joy, but I will try to imagine them as daisy chains if it helps lighten my load...

[nungate]

Right let's see if this works this time....Queenie helped. Daisy maybe this time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaAiKkmjp3c

[tonyav]

Thanks for a lovely evening, good night all.

[tonyav]

Hey, hang on that looks a bit sexy.