Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all - Milady is indisposed this evening , I have taken up restorative beef tea and the Dulux colour chart (pastels only) for her and will check on progress later.

So it falls to me to open proceedings, without the help of Danny Boyle I will do my best.

The buffet is divided into five continental sections , so there should be something for all - from Borscht to Sushi and Snags to Hotpot......this week I have made a huge cauldron of tonight's tailcock.....Flamin' eck.. a surprising and uplifting brew with a lovely copper colour.

For the Rofl:

A Javelin (blunt)
Dizzee Rascal's signed baseball cap
Mr Bean's Hanky
Sir Simon Rattles Rattle
Model helicopter

So let us gather and have a good chat, there may be fireworks later, if I can get a leg up to the ramparts.

[flump1]

LiK while it is warm the poncho indeed is left at home at Flump Folly, I would appreciate it if you could find a cranny for this shawl. And another Flamin' eck would travel a treat . I will venture to the wonderful buffet and indulge in some sushi. Had a practice run at making my own with next doors koi carp, didn't taste too good.

[excelsior-1]

you managed to get rid of them in time then, lie-in-king

[DaisyNonna]

Not if you live close to the sea. Offshore breeze can be very cooling, to say nothing of blowing one off-course. Flamin'ecks all round I think. Just the colour of my hair! (simpers)

[excelsior-1]

may i join you, flump?
i've never eaten suchi before.

[Lie-in King]

Tailcock refills all round!

Miss flump, your shawl is having a chinwag with a mop & a cloak - all seems well.

Mr excel, shhh please...

[excelsior-1]

sorry, L-i-K

a refill please - if possible, thanks.

[tonyav]

Your matronship, these Twiglets taste a bit strange, is it a new recipe ?.

[gness]

Yes Excel and stopping is often difficult. Often have to drink my nightcap going up and down on the trampoline.

Mamya. If Danny Boyle can do it you can....I don`t doubt your ability.

Or perhaps a human pyramid.

Second bucket of tailcock please Sir B.

[Mamyalynne]

MrsO I rather feel the roof over my head may be at risk if the furniture starts walking, remember the bonfire plot incident.

[Psybbo]

Tony, manners

[askyourgran]

Good evening everyone, I hope I haven't missed the riffle, I have brought a slightly punctured table tennis ball and a box of matches, some used I'm afraid. A South Korean flag, and a hula hoop,or it it one of the Olympic rings that fell orf.I have to say that it was the smell of the cooking that drew me here this evening, I do fancy the Hotpot and a glass of the Flamin' eck, No coat this evening LIK I am jogging tonight.

[Mamyalynne]

Nooooooooooooooo - Excel, you promised to leave the stick insects outside.

[excelsior-1]

tony.
you're not tucking into my stick insects are you?

[excelsior-1]

i did.

they are (were) very resourceful, and must have picked the lock on the box.

[Mamyalynne]

AYG a bit glammed up for joggin, but why not - one Hotpot coming up, red cabbage or beetroot as a side??

[tonyav]

Well they are crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle ?.

[Lie-in King]

Mr tony - did you also eat the large hairy 8-legged liquorice allsort?

Miss gness - your bucket. It would appear that the creepy guests have, erm, departed...

Good evening, Miss ayg - a flagon of Matron's finest Flamin' eck & thank you for the wonderful prizes

[Mamyalynne]

Blurggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[flump1]

Excelsior please do join me, will we discuss the demise of the stick insects ? I do believe Tony was muttering about twiglets buggering off from his plate a few moments since. Perhaps a trip to specsavers ?

[gness]

There were no chunky bits of fruit in the tailcock then Sir Butle....oh dear.