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The Club is now Open
All Members are welcome once more.
Sadly, our dear matron , Mamyalynne will be absent tonight as she has been taken on holiday to Welshland. I am sure all Members will join with me in hoping that she enjoys her rest cure , oops, short holiday, very much.
Because of Mamya's absence we will be facing a dearth of snacks. We will have to make do with a few crisps and nuts until more Members turn up when the nut quota will doubtless increase.
In honour of Mamya, however, I have concocted tonight's signature tailcock, Matron's Mixture**.
All raffle prizes will be gratefully received, please leave them on the hall table.
All Members are welcome once more.
Sadly, our dear matron , Mamyalynne will be absent tonight as she has been taken on holiday to Welshland. I am sure all Members will join with me in hoping that she enjoys her rest cure , oops, short holiday, very much.
Because of Mamya's absence we will be facing a dearth of snacks. We will have to make do with a few crisps and nuts until more Members turn up when the nut quota will doubtless increase.
In honour of Mamya, however, I have concocted tonight's signature tailcock, Matron's Mixture**.
All raffle prizes will be gratefully received, please leave them on the hall table.
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Good evening, everyone. I am the new butler - apparently...
I would ask that everyone use the front door - several people are known to be climbing the walls.
M’lady has asked that I put my foot down & point out that the carpets are only for walking on, although having put my foot down, I realise that young master Alex has neglected to tie up the goat...
There will be two tailcocks available this evening - on perusal of matron’s recipe book, I found a section marked “XXX - NOT for general consumption”. Naturally, I ignored this warning & found “DJ Spoony’s Thud & Blunder“. (That might say “Dr Spooner”, matron’s often quite illegible...)
It IS meant to be that colour & to do that when you stir it. The fig-on-a-stick garnish is optional.
You will have noticed that the table is now groaning with delicious comestibles produced by my own fair hands & nuts
are also available on request. There is absolutely NO rat in the pies.
The weekly waffle will be held by m’lady, who wishes everyone the very best of luck - it’s true, she was laughing as she said it. Tickets are on sale in the arboretum from the two comely maidens I took the liberty of hiring for one week only from “Serfs Up!”
M’lord was kind enough to donate the following prizes -
Half a bag of Werther’s Originals
A silver-coloured propelling pencil (lead not included)
A foot pump.
Let the - ahem - frivolities commence.
I would ask that everyone use the front door - several people are known to be climbing the walls.
M’lady has asked that I put my foot down & point out that the carpets are only for walking on, although having put my foot down, I realise that young master Alex has neglected to tie up the goat...
There will be two tailcocks available this evening - on perusal of matron’s recipe book, I found a section marked “XXX - NOT for general consumption”. Naturally, I ignored this warning & found “DJ Spoony’s Thud & Blunder“. (That might say “Dr Spooner”, matron’s often quite illegible...)
It IS meant to be that colour & to do that when you stir it. The fig-on-a-stick garnish is optional.
You will have noticed that the table is now groaning with delicious comestibles produced by my own fair hands & nuts
are also available on request. There is absolutely NO rat in the pies.
The weekly waffle will be held by m’lady, who wishes everyone the very best of luck - it’s true, she was laughing as she said it. Tickets are on sale in the arboretum from the two comely maidens I took the liberty of hiring for one week only from “Serfs Up!”
M’lord was kind enough to donate the following prizes -
Half a bag of Werther’s Originals
A silver-coloured propelling pencil (lead not included)
A foot pump.
Let the - ahem - frivolities commence.
oh i am dying for matrons mixture,for the waffle i have blue paper napkins ,only two used,when i wiped my mouth the dye came off and i thought i was dying as my lips were blue,a pay in slip for the bank in case anyone wants to give me a donation,and lastly a lovely recipe from my granny,scottish dumpling.
