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ladyalex | 20:02 Sat 12th Sep 2009 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Sorry to be late this evening, everyone, but lordalex has been rather demanding of late.
Reporting for duty milady
have brought tin hats and supplies as it seems the dunkirk spirit is on order (it hasnt arrived yet so pernod it is for now)
Hopefully in a good way ladyalex
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Good evening, Mamya....thank you so much for the tin hat...I find them rather fetching....
Demanding indeed that will be the tonic wine i gave him
Im here complete with rubber gloves and kneepads but can I have drink first please, pernod will be fine
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You haven't met lordalex, have you , pericat ?
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36 bottles of spitfire on its way.finally got bonfire under control,jacket potatos still edible
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Actually, I'm first for the drink, alexanderd.....and if you'd had the day I've had.....but I won't go there.

I wondered if some one had slipped him something. Mamya......you can take your duties a Matron too seriously sometimes, you know. Not everyone needs perking up.
Was he the one with the pink wellies, deerstalker hat and water pistol who went by a moment ago ?
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I'm afraid so.....I had hoped that he would stay asleep for a while, still, you know what they say....better out than in.
well i had to distract him from the traffic waving and he was talkimng about a ramraid on Bargain Booze in his bath chair
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Hello petal and melons

Are you quite sure you want to donate 36 bottles, Petal ?
Hope you're using extra soft wool, Melons
just about to rustle up some cocktails and with the spitfire and bombadier ale we will be ok in the shelter for a while

shall i make a dip for the jacket pots they can be very drying
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well, thanks anyway, Mamya, but could you perhaps give him something else next time... whatever sedative seems most appropriate from your bag of tricks
will someone be kind enough to cover my cleaning duties next sunday,as out on home guard duty for week-end
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Please make a dip. We need to keep our potatoes moist
Oh yes careful melons i once used lurex wool for a pair and set me skirt alight as i ran for the bus
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Are you fire-watching, petal ?
Or practising with the stirrup pump ?

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