Too Late For New Year Greetings?

[albaqwerty]

This is your Captain Auld Lang-Syne speaking...welcome to Flight 2020, commencing boarding shortly.
Please check all old emotional baggage at the gate and ensure anything oversized or unnecessary is left behind.
For safety reasons we request that anything hurtful is not carried onward with you.
Flying time will be a full 12 months with occasional diversions, unexpected turns and momentous occasions throughout.
Inflight entertainment will include classics such as “This Time Next Year”, “The Way We Were”, “Groundhog Day” and for those in Business and First Class, “It’s A Wonderful Life”.
Your flight attendants for the journey will be Faith, Hope, Harmony and Joy. Please ensure you treat them with respect and kindness and remember that even through the turbulence they are there to help you.
In the unexpected case of an emergency surround yourself with loved ones, breathe deeply and assume the safety position of head down and one foot in front of the other until the situation has passed.
Don’t forget throughout the flight to hydrate

[JimF]

"Your flight attendants for the journey will be Faith, Hope, Harmony and Joy"

Joy Dunlop? Yes please!

[Mamyalynne]

Yes Captain Ma'am x

[klazomaniac]

HaHa. Love it. Do we get free inflight drinks ???

[scorpiojo]

..and snacks?

[Mamyalynne]

May need parachutes.

[tonyav]

Thank you cap'n

Don’t forget throughout the flight to hydrate

Sure will.

[tonyav]

MamyalynneMay need parachutes.

Baling out not allowed ;-)

[pixie374]

Good advice albs :-) happy new year to you and yours xx

[TonyV]

Happy new year greetings fine in my book up to 12th night (the 6th Jan)

[maggiebee]

Sounds like a great flight alba - will pop down to the travel agent's tomorrow.

[aelmpvw]

//ensure anything oversized or unnecessary is left behind//
don't give my doris any ideas ...

[marval]

I like this, I shall join this flight immediately.

[Theland]

I'm coming on board.
(Are there plenty of sick bags?)