Caption Competition

[sunny-dave]

Well it's a Wet Wednesday, so why not ...

http://i.imgur.com/zfvNffm.jpg

[tonyav]

Hey punk, touch my Christmas presents and I'll blow you into next Christmas.

[Arksided]

'Talking christmas tree scares uni student'

[losgigs]

And you thought the shower scene from Psycho was scary?.....

[Sammy48]

I really must stop impulsive but paying from Ebay.

[Sammy48]

^^^ impulse buying from EBay ^^^

[Prudie]

If I want to do the raindrops keep falling on my head scene I will - so quit giggling NOW!

[-Talbot-]

Ling, get out of the the shower and take your meds....and please, please don't shoot the Dalek!

[choux]

The new Argos catalogue is out now

[-Talbot-]

Well the gun will certaintly help your chances, Ling

But I'm still not sure you have the act to win Britain's Got Talent.

[askyourgran]

'I'm need a quick getaway here, I know you're not really a Christmas tree. Move away from the door.'

[Prudie]

Who are you to mock the size of my balls?

[Chipchopper]

Hey muchacho zis is a hambush!

[Mamyalynne]

It wasn't the cramped nature of his starter home that drove Xing over the edge - but the day the Christmas tree mocked his guitar skills was too much.

[Chipchopper]

Douglas Fir, what kind of a name is that ?

[Prudie]

That's tickled me chipchopper ;-)

[Tilly2]

You gotta ask yourself, Punk. Do you really want the guitar? Well do ya?

[mallyh]

no Boris it's not one of yours for the last time !

[Chipchopper]

Okay Spruce Forsyth, I'll take the cudly toy!

[Peter Pedant]

Stand and Deliver !

[sunny-dave]

Thanks everyone - I'll check back in the morning and pick a winner

Dxx