Suicide

[Iamblue]

A beautiful blonde is standing on the edge of a cliff, when a bloke walks past.
"Excuse me," he says. "Are you thinking of jumping?"
"Yes" she replies. "Life is worthless."
"Before you jump" he says "Could you possibly give me a blow-job?"
She gives him the most fantastic BJ he has ever had.
"Wow" he says "that was fantastic. Nobody with a talent like that should take their own life. Why do you want to kill yourself?"
"Its my parents." she says. "They don't like me dressing up in girls clothes."

[DrFilth]

was he a man city fan