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Funniest Joke?
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Blimey! The dad jokes on here are better than that.
Blimey! The dad jokes on here are better than that.
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he was No 1 but not his best joke really
1. Olaf Falafel
“I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have florets.”
2. Richard Stott
“Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.”
3. Milton Jones
“What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh.”
4. Jake Lambert
“A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows’.”
5. Ross Smith
“A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.”
6. Ross Smith
“Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning.”
7. Adele Cliff
“I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.”
8. Richard Pulsford
“After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.”
9. Mark Simmons
“To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.”
10. Ivo Graham
“I’ve got an Eton-themed Advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts.”
1. Olaf Falafel
“I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have florets.”
2. Richard Stott
“Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.”
3. Milton Jones
“What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh.”
4. Jake Lambert
“A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows’.”
5. Ross Smith
“A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.”
6. Ross Smith
“Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning.”
7. Adele Cliff
“I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.”
8. Richard Pulsford
“After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.”
9. Mark Simmons
“To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.”
10. Ivo Graham
“I’ve got an Eton-themed Advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts.”
Chipchopper did the pasta joke a couple of weeks ago
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