Birthday Present

[Patsy33]

My neighbour says he's in trouble with his wife.
She asked for some lorry oil for her birthday.
He said, Apparently, it's spelt
'L'Oreal ...

[Hopkirk]

He should have bought her some Channel 5.

[jno]

she's not worth it

[retrocop]

When his wife, Olive, threw some punches at him did he Duckham?

[retrocop]

When you Havoline time you cannot afford 'L'Oreal.

[marval]

He should have bought her some underwear and said diesel fit her.

[Peter Pedant]

lucky she didnt ask for Poison

[Theland]

He com!d have taken her somewhere expensive - the garage!

[Arksided]

Marvel... LOL :-))