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melv16 | 10:48 Tue 05th May 2020 | Jokes
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...so poor when I was a kid. We had to have ordinary K for breakfast...
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bet you had standard fireworks as well ...
10:49 Tue 05th May 2020
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I had to read Ordinary Man comics.
10:52 Tue 05th May 2020
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And stock gravy.
10:53 Tue 05th May 2020
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We could only afford run-of-the-mill flour.
10:53 Tue 05th May 2020
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I only had one pant

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10:55 Tue 05th May 2020
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We were so poor we had to mug beggars.
10:56 Tue 05th May 2020
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I lent my friend a fiver while I was leant against a palm tree. He suddenly emitted a cough, and a coconut fell from a bough. It hit him on the head and he is now in hospital, comfortable but rough. He ought not to cough under palm trees.
11:02 Tue 05th May 2020
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^
Oops, wrong thread. I blame lockdown. :-/
11:03 Tue 05th May 2020
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when we went to KFC I had to lick other people's fingers.
11:06 Tue 05th May 2020
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We could only afford ellogg's
11:15 Tue 05th May 2020
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We complained to the landlord about the floor.
Said we wanted one.
11:18 Tue 05th May 2020
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We had the usual K
13:49 Tue 05th May 2020

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