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melv16 | 09:16 Sat 18th Apr 2020 | Jokes
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Into a bar. Barman says waddle it be..
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quackers
09:17 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Daffy.
09:19 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Was that down at the Feathers?...
11:47 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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How much was the bill?
11:50 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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when asked how he was going to pay he said put it on my bill
11:52 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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crossed posts :-)
11:52 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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duck walks into the chemist's to buy some chapstick. The chemist says "That'll be £1." The duck says "Put it on my bill."
11:53 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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The duck asked where the toilets are.
The barman pointed and said "mallards, ladies and gentlemen"
12:00 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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I like that one, Chipchopper, I'll add it to my repertoire.
12:04 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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did the duck at the bar ask the horse why he'd got a long face?

12:06 Sat 18th Apr 2020

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