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Patsy33 | 21:58 Thu 14th Nov 2019 | Jokes
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I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman. Infuriated, I immediately went over, and punched him on his nose!.
No one does that to a woman, not on my watch...
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"You could do time for that." Only if it was a hunter-style pocket watch, and then it would be an open and shut case.
01:10 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Change the first usage of the word 'watch' to Rolex to avoid giving away the punchline.
22:01 Thu 14th Nov 2019
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;-)
22:03 Thu 14th Nov 2019
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that showed plenty of ticker!
22:10 Thu 14th Nov 2019
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He'll get awristed.
00:57 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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You could do time for that :-)
01:00 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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He won't try it a second time.
01:03 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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"You could do time for that." Only if it was a hunter-style pocket watch, and then it would be an open and shut case.
01:10 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Don't get upset, bad for your ticker :-)
01:17 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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Don't get wound up!
01:18 Fri 15th Nov 2019
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I hope you punched him with your second hand.
19:22 Fri 15th Nov 2019

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