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retrocop | 20:25 Wed 09th Oct 2019 | Jokes
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A guy goes to see his doctor, and after an examination, he asks the doctor if he will be ok?

Dr. says "doubt it, mercury is in Uranus".

Patient says "I don’t do that astrology".

Doctor replies "Me neither, my thermometer just broke"
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Bet that raised his temperature
20:28 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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Didn't planet very well did he?...
20:32 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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I bet the nurse in attendance broke into song and chanted" Mars he's making stars at me"
20:36 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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Butt what happens in the end?....
20:46 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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Ouch ! ! ! !
21:28 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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my, that's a right bummer of a joke....
21:32 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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lol, Looks like my answer is at the rear.
21:55 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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Annus horribilis!
21:57 Wed 09th Oct 2019
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Is mercury worse than Mars, can be a nuisance when it melts.
22:48 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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Arsenic can be deadly.
23:06 Thu 17th Oct 2019

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