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bobtheturkey | 00:15 Sun 07th Jul 2019 | ChatterBank
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Just a quick fact about myself...I am an avid collector of orange b&q buckets I now have 577

My question is.. if your were faced with an adult human sized earwig and could pick one kitchen item as a weapon which would you pick?
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The fridge-freezer.
the gas.
cleaver
I'd pulverize it with one of my Orange buckets.
A sewing machine in each hand.

Yo Bob xxx
I would invite it to pull up a seat and let's discuss the career of David Attenborough
I'd choose a waiter's friend. Then I'd open several bottles of wine, drink the lot and take my chances.

By the way, I was going to question whether Bob could really keep posting "I'm new here", in nearly every post, after being an AB member for 13½ years but then I remembered that I live in Suffolk. Everyone who moves into this county is regarded with great suspicion, as a 'newcomer', for at least their first 20 years here. So, on that basis, Bob is still very definitely 'new' ;-)

Welcome to AB, Bob... ;-).... You could make a fantastic water feature with all those buckets....

I would choose my live in chef....Sunny-Dave.....x




PS: Thanks, Bob!

I've been looking for a cheap hobby ;-)
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WOW, now theres a rare thing these days ( deflation ) used to be a quid around 10 years ago and now they are only 97p.
Giant earwig? That's beyond the pail.

My crème brûlée torch might do the trick.
Oh, Buenchico. That’s so annoying. We recently had to buy a load of buckets. Didn’t know they were going cheap somewhere.
I think everyone has been at the sherry tonight going by some of the posts LOl
A turkey baster.
You'll get more sherry in a glass.
Even more in an orange B&Q bucket
True dat.x
Erm..........
Not sure about the sherry, wacky baccy comes to mind! :o}
little known fact, bobtheturkey's been to b&q 577 times more than me

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