I Met

[marval]

I was invited to reception while I was in Saudi Arabia.

I met a very welcoming Arab.

He was called Sheikh Mahand.

[Hopkirk]

I'm a bit Dubaious whether this is true.

[Patsy33]

Oman! How nice Marval...

[marval]

While I was abroad we had every kind of weather Bahrain‎.

[jno]

was that the one with an Indian in charge of the cloakroom, Mahatma Coat?

[Ken4155]

When i was over there i met a very generous Arab -Sheikh Yamoney - and another who was a big Bill Haley fan - yep, you've guessed it, Sheikh Rattlenroll.

[Ken4155]

No, the cloakroom attendant was Mustapha Wee.

[Ken4155]

When i was in China, walking along the Great Wall, i bumped into a very egotistical girl called Mimi Mei.

[DTCwordfan]

I met the rubbish man in Jeddah, he was called Al Bin Liner

[Ken4155]

While on a coach trip in the Middle East, i got one of those 'get rich quick' scam emails on my phone. "As if," i said aloud. Three of the passengers turned their heads and asked, "What do you want?"

[Pyxis]

Is a watch joke one that makes you dial laughing?

[Pyxis]

Oops! Wrong thread! :-D

[retrocop]

A suicide bomber who’s vest failed to explode was arrested by security forces in the Gaza strip.
He is known as Ah’sheet Ma Draws.