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Patsy33 | 11:28 Tue 08th Jan 2019 | Jokes
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My wife is leaving me. She said she's fed up with my obsession with food. I pleaded with her, "Oh lamb chop, don't be like that, you silly sausage! Don't you think this is a trifle over the top?"

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Panic over...she was just in the kitchen making me a coffee.
11:39 Tue 08th Jan 2019
You sound like you are in a real stew about it.
My wife has just left me, she says I'm too insecure.
Panic over...she was just in the kitchen making me a coffee.
You’re nuts. You can’t have your cake and eat it. Life ain’t a bowl of cherrys. In the marriage steaks you must compromise and then you get the cream.
Tell her not to dessert you.
You're cabbaged.
You're in a right pickle!
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Two words I'd use to discribe my wife.
Sweet and sour...

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