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Patsy33 | 17:22 Wed 26th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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Was going to send back my fish in a herb sauce at a restaurant the other night, but I wasn’t sure if it was the thyme or the plaice.

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Sushi and the Banshees
23:36 Wed 26th Sep 2018
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Should've been in joke a section...
Good one
In a situation like this, Patsy, you shouldn't flounder or pout, but show that you're a dab hand at this kind of problem, and skate along to the kitchen.
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It was expensive too. Cod, I'm not minted!
Should have asked Rosemary for her hake on it!
Thats reely not on is it .

They could have at least, killed the fish and not have it swimming around in the sauce
"Swimming" in the sauce? Far too much - there should only be enough sauce on the plate for it to flounder!
Don't carp on about it.
Pollocks.
You should have chosen the steak.
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