Sat Next To Me On The Train !

[Voltage]

This guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”

I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate.”

He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”

I said, “No, she’s an optician

[elliemay1]

Cruel!

[marval]

That was nasty lol

[Zacs-Master]

Haaaaaaa! Like it.

[mallyh]

i'm off to watch the football lol x

[jno]

he must think he's made a spectacle of himself

[Bazile]

Beauty is in the eyes of the beho...

O hang on , I've just seen her , she is rather ugly , isn't she .