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Patsy33 | 15:54 Wed 23rd May 2018 | Jokes
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My husband quit his job as a gardener. The celery wasn't high enough....
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you need to be more careful with your leeks, ozzy
10:13 Thu 24th May 2018
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Now he's got plenty of thyme on his hands
16:53 Wed 23rd May 2018
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He's going for another job tomarrow....
17:39 Wed 23rd May 2018
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Don't let him go to seed.
18:25 Wed 23rd May 2018
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Better get a wiggle on or folk will call him a has bean.
18:28 Wed 23rd May 2018
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He sounds a right weed!
09:09 Thu 24th May 2018
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He knows his onions! Lettuce hope he gets a decent wage next thyme....
09:52 Thu 24th May 2018
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Stopped growing veges here.
Because.
My hands slipped carrying a basket of produce indoors and I pead all over the floor!
09:58 Thu 24th May 2018
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Did you do a runner oz?
10:00 Thu 24th May 2018
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Bean there, done that ;-)
10:05 Thu 24th May 2018
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Ahhh so you're not green then!
10:06 Thu 24th May 2018
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you need to be more careful with your leeks, ozzy
10:13 Thu 24th May 2018

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