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Patsy33 | 17:16 Mon 30th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I went to buy a new mattress the other day. I wasn’t sure about it, so the salesman told me to go away and sleep on it.
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You left with a spring in your step then?
17:20 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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We’re you gonna buy it on Tick
17:27 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Im sure I'll bounce back...
17:35 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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It's about time we heard a bit of good snooze.
17:37 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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I hope I get a Silentnight so I can decide....
17:55 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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I just swapped our bed for a trampoline.
My wife hit the roof
18:00 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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There is nothing I like better than sleeping on a brand new mattress. What I don't like is being woken up by the manager and asked to leave the store.
18:11 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Di you bring the new mattress home in divan
18:16 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Sex is like maths:

Add the mattress
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you, Patsy, don't multiply
19:02 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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^^^^^
The prayers didn't work!..... lol
19:08 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Sweet dreams...............
19:31 Mon 30th Apr 2018

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