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DTCwordfan | 20:31 Fri 13th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
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Love that! Lol!
Others will have a job to lick that!...
20:37 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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Was he 99 ?
20:39 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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Another man was found barely alive ..he's now a raspberry ripple!
20:40 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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Was it on Sundae he was found?
20:40 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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think they could have been cornet players.....
20:44 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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Was there a Magnum of champagne , next to him?
20:47 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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Old man walks in ice cream shop badly stooping at the counter.
Asked for a vanilla cornet "crushed nuts" the girl asked
" no just a bad back"!
20:59 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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Bloke wakes up wi' a sore *** and goes to t'chemist...

Man: "As tha' gorrany *** cream -uvverwise I need toppin'?"
Chemist: "aye wots tha' want - a 99 or a cornetto?'
21:02 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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Lol
21:03 Fri 13th Apr 2018
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That's a slider..............
09:58 Sat 14th Apr 2018

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