Owls

[Patsy33]

Why don’t owls try mating in the rain?

Because it’s too wet to woo.

[Voltage]

My pet owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.

He couldn't give a hoot.

[marval]

What’s a Barn Owl’s favourite Party food?
Mush’Shrew’ms, ‘Vole’avaunts and Micecream

[Patsy33]

Very wise replies...

[marval]

What type of books do owls like to read?
Hooo-dunnits.

[Patsy33]

Haha.. That's a hooter Marvel!..

[Toorak]

I’m ‘owling with laughter

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
As long as you're not screeching! ....

[Garaman]

Because Owls are slow moving.

[DTCwordfan]

I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.

[Hopkirk]

Brilliant DTC. It took me a while.

[DTCwordfan]

my Brexit owl joke? Hopkirk.....

[DTCwordfan]

and - my dyslexia has reached a new owl.

[marval]

My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.

[Patsy33]

Wow! My head is spinning Marval.. ..

[marval]

Don't get too dizzy Patsy.

What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.

[johnny.5]

which is Britain's most common owl

the teat owl

[Patsy33]

If the stay in the rain too long they will go rusty. A sort of Brown owl.....

[marval]

What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.